Wednesday, January 13, 2010

URGENT INFORMATION! No, really, it is. You could live without it, but you wouldn’t enjoy the type of life you would be living.

With significant action on the UW Nordic Team front these days, rumours have been swirling. These rumours are about anything from the multiple locations of the North Bay OUA Qualifiers, the participating female UW team, and the persistent questions about the origins and sheer awesomeness of Henry Reich. In attempt to quell these rumours, the UWNN has steered completely around them and instead opted to inform the team of the upcoming mandatory* team activity. Team half-buzz-half-shave-cuts! The UWNN can feel the excitement radiating out from the team. Now, it is understandable you may have no idea what the UWNN is describing.

 

 

hairoperation

Courtesy Vincent Van Gogh

 

As you can see clearly from an artists interpretation, this involves hair removal on one half of the face and head but not the other. It has been guaranteed as the fastest possible combination of hair for ski racing, tested extensively by the Republic of South Africa’s ski team. Fortunately, for this operation you need to bring nothing but a beard and a full head of hair – trimming equipment will be provided on site.

The UWNN is here for your well being, so trust us.

 

 

 

 

*Please refer to Form 3b, Section 22.2a, SubSection 12ii, where team members signed away the right to choose your own haircut.

2 comments:

  1. That is some awesome work with MS paint!

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  2. i hope that the girls team will partake.

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